Tuesday, June 26, 2007

It's Official, Gwen's Life is Over!

Everyone's favorite roommate and EMT has finally decided to tie the knot for tax reasons! Should be a grand event in the middle of Connecticut or Massachusetts (sp?). I can only imagine what is going on in her parents' heads! At least Bike has finally found someone that can support him and will always be in the shadow of his glorious array of dance moves.

Congratulations Bike, not sure how you did it, but you found yourself a girl that will love you your whole life! No idea when the wedding is, but you can be sure of one thing, Bike's Best Man should be Bobby the Beast McGuinness. Bobby is the odds on favorite since Bike made a Bobby poster while a Junior at Notre Dame. Hopefully Bike has at least invited his brother Scott to the wedding.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Nate's Going Out Party








Well uncle Nate came in his finest attire. his Perrysburg pirate's jersey and suit coat. This was before the triple fisting of heavy bingers and to the delight of the crowd he binged until he no longer knew how to work the tap! Even Uncle Nate and Cousin Pat's breast and possibly only Gas Lite friend came out, with a vengeance I may add.


Luckily cherry baby came along for the ride and was also triple fisting, waters. if it weren't for her Nate could very well have had another skullet by morning, or been left in a grocery cart till the next morning's beautiful dawn!



Blackbeard even showed up with a sister. Blackbeard and her sister did not behave. They even called the cops on themselves! Chicks.



Either way it was another victory for mullets and visors the size of a XL pizza. With only one uncle in attendance, we were able to totally make our place look like Zahm room 356! Get ready for the July 4th Eating contest, it is about to be on like Whipplecheck. Defending Champion will be in attendance, at least in spirit if not person! To flipper soccer and the worst feeling in your stomach after eating contests! It's eating season!


Don't look directly into the eyes....

Monday, June 11, 2007

Large Mouthed Bass



Grace took me for a diving lesson this weekend. Then we ate some pancakes that looked like Mickey Mouse. It was like going to school again, even though I am just a little too old for that. Anyway, visiting Uncle Tim after I had been banished couldn't have been more fun. He only charged me $175 a night!

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Easter Funnies and Bunnies

So here it is the one and only, Kegs and Easter Eggs invite!

It’s a little more difficult this year, but all you have to do is download/run the program below. It's super easy and worth it if you like a lil dirty mark and Uncle Kelly in ur days! I tried everything to clog your emails, but this came out breast so all u peops can read it without bee-otching to me! The program Pando (click on the pic and you will be taken directly to Pando.com) is super easy and allows the blog to post the powerpoint I created. Might as well download it now so you can get the other numerous powerpoints I tend to publish. This will take you directly to a page where you can open the book with no problemos! Get it now!

I love you all the same, ask Juan and Coop. All you have to do is follow the directions and you will all laugh, lots of laughs. Hopefully you all have as much fun reading as I did writing this year's invite. See you all in Hermosa for the big day. Start finding your costumes now!

Easter Come Early!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006



Well it was about time we all made it to Mexico. With our Mexican friend Juan in tow we were sure to be able to speak to the captain and the deckhand. After climbing around the boat doing boy stuff, pull-ups off the rails, and running around in my way too trendy for Mexico mullet, we were kicked to our beds. Of course they told Juan who had secretly hid that he may be part Mexican, but he sure can't speak the Mexican as well as Dirty Mark can take a Mexican shower.
Soon after being scolded and being put to bed by our new mother figure, we were up and catching fish like those guys from the movie the Perfect Storm. DR was the first man actual bloodied and taken advantage of by a fish. As you can see DR is now sporting the coolest haircut of the trip, it may look familiar.
Everyone pretty much brought in a fish or two, it was fun checking out the different colors and also great to see everyone fall around on the boat trying to get away from the fishes! luckily uncle Tim was there to put everyone in their place and calm our nerves with a beverage or two.


Well the night would not be complete without running into the craziest people in the country. So of course we made it our responsibility of finding this David kid. He was a complete black out mess by the time he ran into the bar head banging and karaoking to a Creed song. This kid could not have been a better person. Mostly reminding us of what Rohn would have been had he gone to cooler country than France, he was pounding beers and friends with the whole bar before he left. I think Katburger was particularly impressed.

So we caught a few fishes, looked at a seal or two, saw whales blowing off steam, and even a few pods of dolphins passed by. Man it was all worth it till the border when we waited 3 miserable hours listening to dogs bark, the Mexican radio stations and all the other people that had driven call and say they were home already! Complete break down was about to occur. Luckily we pulled out of Mexico in one piece and right before America's curfew at 10pm! With only 2 minutes to spare the guy at the gate let us through knowing right then and there the Civic was not going to be denied entry into the US of A.
So we took our boat and left!

Happy Birthday Hot Carl



Well this one goes out to my friend Hot Carl. It is his birthday today and I know he would love to see a picture of himself on the internet. he is mildly vain, kind of crazy when he is pounding brews, and is known in Indiana for visiting Notre Dame and leaving within 15 minutes after pouring beers out on his own head and a man we like to call Grandpa or Eyebrows! So anyway, with out wasting any more time, Happy Birthday Robert Carl Frankowiak III.

Now onto the real stuff. So what's with the buzzed hairs. I am not sure really, but I am really happy it all worked out. I feel like a new person, a little lighter and the time it takes to get to the shower to the door in the morning dramatically decreased. I guess in the whole organization of this hate crime, buzz cut was that we were really re-enacting the history of mexico. at least that is what Juan told me. So in total we had five buzzes. Mark, Pat, and Juan decided to take it off. While DR and Pilsnut shaved there hairs so close you could see their brains. The pool took a beating. We were cannonballing and who knows what else everywhere. The good stuff that our moms taught us and told us to control was in full effect. We were making sure everything stayed clean, mainly by knocking enuff water our of the pool to keep the tarmac slippery and the grass and plants watered.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Just Like John Kelly We Had to go Home



Well, we made it back, not a minute too soon.

Kevin Downs was basically already in the air, coming to visit for the Mud Run at Camp pendelton. He whasn't going to call or email, but luckily I found his text message while he was already in the air on his way to LA. So we had a 4th roommate for a week and we really stretched one week into about 4.

Without work to worry about, kevin and I made a few stops including LA's 2 baseball stadiums, while devouring about 42 kg's of peanuts, 80's night (Kevin getting booted within minutes of his arrival and miraculous taking off the mullet wig to disguise his way back into the party), a little race in San Diego, and the best of the best in hermosa. I think we went to see the volleyball there. it was a sightseeing trip for kevin mostly!

At least he got In-N-Out while DR and I were still on a no sugar diet! hah, that worked out!

Uncle Kelly kept us all well fed, with the help of our favorite Uncle Dan (sorry no pics of Uncle Dan yet). Danimal even came by to teach us a few street lessons in boxing. Lessons are always free with Danimal.



After a mud run and all the other activities we felt a little like this....

Thanks for coming Coach Brell.

Lot's of Fiber in the USA


Not sure where to start and where to end, but there are a few things that are notable from Europe and even a few more events that we have made special back in the USA!

To start i would like to say what a special kid Mr. Smeagol is....his power as evidenced is unmatched and his gift giving ability is unsurpassed. now that he has officially caught up to me in years as of 6/26/06 he can officially look back on the trip europe as something from his youth.

I guess the trip can be summed up by 2 words - Doner Kebab. Doner Kebab is basically dog or cat meat rolled up into a delicious wrap or pita and served with some spicy red sauce or this white sauce. There were always some characters at these doner stores. We didn't have to even search them out. i am sure we looked real normal though in mullet wigs for our last night in London!

These are really good pics.....We rented some mopeds in the rain in Interloken, Switzerland and here are a couple pics of KT and friends.

John's manhood ruled the trip, making sure his part didn't get in the way of a good time. Cory and he were professional dancers at times, and other times delicious apparently.

Bullfin was DR's buddy who John nearly killed in about an hour of a game of King's. He set a new record for being the worst kid ever after spilling he guts on everyone's clothes very sneakily while they were sleeping! He did manage to catch up on some sleep at the first bar of the night, around 10pm Spanish time.

We did make it to the French Open, saw Nancy Pants and Jack for longer than a few days, and spent some great time and wine with them.

Possibly the best idea we had was to take a wiseman's advice and eat as many cookies as we possibly could from Ben's Cookies. We walked like 5 miles in London just to get some cookies and milk. It was so worth it we brought a box home with us, since DR and I could not finish the 7 apiece we ordered.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

70.3 Miles and these are all the pictures I have to prove it.




Here's the weekend in pictures ...... kinda.

Well, I guess we'll start with Rich. i am pretty sure all his diet consists of is steroids and whey protein. This guy is mostly decent since he lived in Ohio. Not bad for a the team.

Team HRC really out-gayed themselves when Fat Wadley wore his tie dyed head bands and his speedo for the whole race! Wad actually is the best football thrower out of the bunch so far. He may even have a lil bit of a edge on Tron

Brandon did his breast to hold everyone up after a 15 hour day by winning awards and cool stuff like that. So we made him run home as punishment. I am sure he didn't even mind.

The beater burn look was a so in this weekend. It would have actually even made my brother John look cool, and that can be tough.

Finishing the race was definitely the best part, that and the rides in the RV. Brandon actually surprised most of us with his driving skills and ability to squeeze all our bikes in the RV.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Halfway Iron

This weekend was one that I was not looking forward to in large part because it meant working hard for a change. Yeah, it’s fun after looking back and knowing your kinda a bad ass, but before and during you’re just like what the hell am I doing to myself. It doesn’t help when you know you have at least 6 hours of killing yourself.

So it was finally the weekend where we competed in the Wildflower Races in Paso Robles, CA! Some of us were involved in the half Iron Man and others in the Olympic course. By the looks of my feet you can guess I did the Half Ironman. But I can’t really complain, there were definitely athletes that were blind or had only one leg in the race. These people amazed me!

Anyway, we all got some sweet beater burns! Except for Fat Wadley, who kept it cool under his shades all weekend. Somehow Tron managed to find his way to the race. He clocked an impressive time, and proceeded to check out new blonde man crushes with his friend David.

I the end this weekend was just a lot of partying, celebrating Cinco de Mayo, and wearing lots of spandex, a little swimming & running & biking, and finally coming back sore and hungry as can be. Anway, short on pictures from the weekend, you’ll just have to come and check everything else out in person next time.

Happy Birthday Brother!


hey, getting old could be worse. you could end up like this though tonight! Try to wait till we're in town! See you in a week.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

It's all about your Game Face.


Juan had the same idea as another person in the house, Chili Pepper. They called it quits and when Tron started airing out at my uncle's house!

So it was a night of putting out the vibe, hanging out at the Standard, and show girls how pretty we look when we smile! How could they resist, right? Well some how they managed.

Anyway, I think it was just after 4/20, and we were hanging out with our Armenian friends. The people were all nice and even let us drink their beer.


After Pajoe's visit to the west coast we have only an endless supply of pictures to remember him by. He only came for the yoga and the downward dogs, giving blood to his favorite cross, and taking us to lucky strike on Equity's allowance! It's ok though, we're not even mad that he didn't stay for the weekend, with a crew like this could you blame him?

Amo, we even found Mark's dad while we were out. Doesn't Mark look just like Thompson.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Man of the Year

Have you seen this man? I doubt it. He lives in a world of numbers and calculators. He dwells in the places most men his age can only dream of, and his benchmark is remarkably the singer and songwriter Usher! No joke, this kid is straight from the halls of Loyola Maramount. his career as a distance runner was cut short when his 4 years of college were depleted, thus starting a new career. His new challenge is competitive eating and marketing his family and audit team famous BBQ sauce. Not only does the Whipplecheck not sleep, dude to his minimum 8 servings of coffee a day, he routinely reads the Wall Street Journal each AM at 5!

The kid is a marvel of nature and has beaten many a good man in an eating contest. namely Tron 8000 TSI. After 3 lbs of Pasttrami sandwhiches, Tron was barely able to keep his stomach from bursting, while Art thoughtfully showed Tron he is just a girly man and ate another sandwhich for good measure. To you Art Whipplecheck, we salute you. For the standard you represent and the women whom adore you, we are awarding you a case of Natural Ice. Now you just have to come pick it up!

We are currently searching for young men and women to take on this champion eater. Those who beat the champ in a competitive eating contest will be awarded with a supply of Burritos and tacos equal to their own weight. Get hungry!

Monday, May 01, 2006

You Want Peanuts?!?!?

Well we finally made it to the game, and as you can see below they were selling and they were buying peanuts! About the best part of the game was a homer by Jim Thome. While I was at the game I even ran into my friend Mara Pelner. Of course Pelner was arm wrestling the lady behind the concession stand for more cheese with the nachos. He got it, but he missed the only action of the game. Good for him!




















The enemy won this game, but it was still fun. Caught a few balls in the parking lot -






Other great things that we saw while at the game.

A bunch of fossils.

The handlebar mustache.

A really small kid.

Ryan Heinberg.

A sharply spiked kid.

Even some baseball.


Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Sick Na Na!


Mark was up to his usual, coughing up lungs along Torey Pines in La Jolla California! It was a great day, after gorging ourselves with the free food at the speghetti buffet and then going to Uncle Tim's to get crazy with his frozen foods and a few Bud Heavies you would think we would never be able to wake up at 5:45 am, especially after Jish calls all night to keep us up past curfew!

Well we all made it with new records, some better, some worse. but regardless of the finish you still got free beer and about as many helthy food snacks that you could put in your halloween bag - such as Snickers and Cheetos.

After the race i still had some damage to do, caught up with the uncle for an avocado festival. There were plenty of fine women pounding beers and some even serving out a piece of heaven - Deep fried avocados! They were so good, and it reminded me of those deep fried candy bars that my brother ate with our favorite dentist, Dr. Poz.


Anyway, I'll leave you with this post and we'll keep the tans we consequently got from hanging out in the beer garden too long. San Diego, the whale's vagina, which of course in German means a whale's vagina, was a good time and the ladies there were not too bad either. Too bad they either beat us in the race or we smelled worse than a fat kid in gym class after running that far. Oh well, we still had a buzz by 10am!

Friday, April 21, 2006

PRETENTIOUS!

She claims to pound beers, she claims she wears t-shirts sometimes, and she has a scary tongue! But hanging out only in places where lines are out the doors and pitchers of blackouts cost more than your weekly pay check is most likely where you'll find this chick (on left)!


It's your call!

I think she is what Richard Watts is to this definition. But if she does pound pitchers and wear t-shirts sometimes, maybe she can make it up to us one year. Then we'll rewrite the def. of Richard Watts!

Pretensious:
1 : characterized by pretension : as a : making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) b : expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature 2 : making demands on one's skill, ability, or means

Just like that Mary poppins Movie!

It was my first day at the races. Threw down some huge bets, and lost about $23. Most people faired a little better, but I saved my luck for the ride home. The driver, Ray, kept her eyes off the road most of the way, so I felt lucky all I lost was $23 yesterday. I think you had to be on your phone with your bookie in order to get the right breaks. but Raffi took a different path and spoke to the horsies, just like his friends Burrito and Surge!



Raffi and i were just there to check out our good friend Patrick Auger. He was jockeying a horse named Buck Tuddy Buck. All the other jockeys were Armenian, yet none of them won.

The food and spirits were good, the girls were so happy they could barely open there eyes. Levinsteinberg felt like pooh, and he yakked in the parking lot! Raff and i ate all the bread in the restaurant. It was delish!

With my new best friends, we saw a few horses, smelled them, and checked out how jacked they were. One of the chicks even pointed out that some horses have ghettos booties! Not bad. I would have never known this without attending the races.

All i know is people that like horse races are weird! It takes one to know one.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

A Tough Egg Hunt!


Well, we started everything as planned! The easter bunny brought the keg around 11:45am and we proceeded to drink it. Yes we drank it, it's all on tape! Well we have your copy for only $19.95!

The All-Stars for the day we're definitely Tron and his total perfection of being a meathead. The kid single handedly stole the show when he told us how to work "a little bi's, a little tri's" and how he liked to go to Wahoo's for "juanitas tacos burritos!". Soon came the MOP of the night, JUAN. This kid came to the party with a mission. And that mission was .......



...to get a Jelly Donut! He conquered. Good work Juan! Then came a punch out between Tron and Juan, again working the bi's and tri's seemed to be the best preparation for this. The tape exclusively covers this match-up between our 2 favorite characters for the night.

This was all good training for the half ironman that i have in 3 weeks (May 6), I was sure that I got plenty of training in at the party. Even our old friend Diddy and his old roommate Mox made an appearance!

The chaos was worth it. Pinatas, group hugs and tons of eggs that we never ate! It was such a mess, but you know what, the Easter bunny brought us a keg and we were thirsty. It was again a monumental day, wearing red, white, and blue, and sometimes even bike helmets.


One of these years we may grow up, but until then lets just keep having fun. We will eventually get to that point where kegs and easter eggs should be held only every other year, but I still believe everyone needs that outlet to have pinatas on days other than cinco de Mayo and chanukak! It looks as if Wild Turkey and Tron were still friends after the Kegs and Egg-lesss Easter party. I think we'll be doing the same for years to come, but next year we'll

l make sure we invite the rest of you!

Monday, April 17, 2006

I have been waiting for my Easter pictures to arrive, but since I don't even have my own camera that isn't possible right now! But how could you be mad when I have a picture like this for you!?!?!?!


My cousin Matt is definitely what you call a ladies' Man. He has been known to drink courvoisier and turn on the charm when he needs. But as you can see, Matt has grown up to be the ladies Superman through all those years of intense training. His idol since a young age was none other than the Supertard! Since he found him on mulletsgalore years ago Matt has been powergrinding and powerlunging his way to the top. Matt has only one goal in mind, and that is to break a record no man could attempt to even come close to without bearing the weight of an entire nation on his back. This Superman believes that breaking Wilt Chamberlain's record for doing the grown up with more women in his lifetime will finally bring credibility to his status as the ladies' man and also be something that he can leave behind for all of his family to be proud of. And this is why Matt should be known as the ladies man.

Wassup now Wilt?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Easter Countdown!

Well it is only 2 days till my favorite holiday now - Kegs and Easter Eggs. Ever sine the 'rents use to leave us alone at 909 Bexton Drive we have dedicated spring to throwing the best Easter parties we could.



It was the times were Coop our dog would drink as much code red as he could, till he started shaking and humping things again - even though he didn't have any boys! Teapot and Mark would tell their parents that our parents had invited them to Perrysburg, and then send flowers to our house for our parents. Not sure if Nancy Pants or Jack would understand that!

So many bingers later and little Nic telling his mom he had come home at 2am, obviously faded, and his mom then asking him if he had already done that about 4 hours ago! Being in high school is tough, parents understand luckily.

Regardless, this year promises to be the funniest! We are serving warm burritos in the afternoon, and people will be on the tables by noon! if only Surge could be there. i am sure his dance moves are as good as an eiffel tower or a good power lunge with a spinner!

Rohn where are you this easter?

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Paul Walker is Fast and Furious





I am really trying to keep up with my brothers since they seem to be on perma vacation and have time for these blogs every day, so even without a camera I will do my breast to keep up. Mark Smith and Dan pelner have been loyal camera men, even though Pilsner doesn't allow me to touch his camera. I'm not even mad.

So here is the weekend that was. At first I was a little stuffed up, but after a couple of delicious Natty Lights and finding the biggest Carhart Boot in the world things started to settle down. I guess most of you might even want to know what we were doing.

It starts with a Boogity Boogity Boo - A bunch of us took in our first Champ Car series race. It was fun stuff. uncle Kelly and Cousin Paul Chen took the lead, being veterans of the sport they showed us the ropes and how to properly prepare for the race. It all ended up as a win-win situation for the team.

definitely a success, but I wish I was losing my hair so much, cause it would be way funner to grow a mullet for my new favorite sport. I suppose I could pull a Jack and just grow the sides and back out.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

EuroMullets Calendar 2006 and on

We all grew it out. Eurobliltz is only a few weeks away. We have all put our hair to use.

Look at this tiny dancer!

Once your French you can never go back. Seriously.

We even have hung out withn foreigners to make sure we are acclimated to their accents! Please censor if you have kids. Amir is not as angry as he looks. he is now a US citizen as of this past fall.

JP Mulletude weak to quite weak

U. Kelly's Mulletude = ChampCar Strong

Amo's Mulletude is French to quite french

Barf's hair is so Spaceballs

Seabiscuits Mulletude is real to for real.

Chingy's Mulletude is sstrictly 80's

Danny Phantom making Asia proud

Marky Mark taking after his father

DR being smalll

Colon, mad at life and mad at the binger

CJ playing pound brewski on knee



Hey i know it has been while but to tell you the truth nothing has gone in my life since the lsat time we spoke. Well, Kobe did run away. My roommate is a meathead and he tried to save the poor guy with the broom as he scaled the 70 foot tree behind our apartment, but Kobe was about 5 times quicker than Tron.

It's that time again, we like to call it Easter. Notorious for the Kegs and Easter Eggs party, we will be celebrating the 5th annual. Tron will be in special shape!


This year promises to be special. After early evictions notices for trying to hit pregnant ladies with footballs, I think we just thought it was one of our fat friends, the party has been moved to mark's place. We have already moved a X-mas tree there this winter for one of the breast stache bashes ever, so now it si time to move our Cornhole boxes over there. Raffi will rebuild it if you come.

Spoon will be there again,with his blue juice. i think that was the downfall last year, had a little too much blue juice and things started spinning.



Anyway, bring your drinking mullet and your fair share of eggs and corn hash. You will be greated warmly by the man van and the hairy chested boy that use to drive it. We promise to give u more than u asked for and leave you with only the funnest bruises! Mara will allow you to try and steal his hair only one time.

Just watch out for the tight Euro jeans, bike mike's favorite, and mark when he is at the sink (peeing and what not)! No one has ever passed out at one of these. Don't be the first. Teapot, we will always remember when u went to mass, lived through Mark's incredible gas and had male genitals indelibly marked on your face. To you, we salute Natural Light Man!

John is mad at all of you!

Monday, September 26, 2005

A tough weekend bender for Kobe


i just found Kobe this morning, he had a rough weekend and was found licking the inside of a forty cap when I found him. However, he was his lively self, celebrating hump day and eating toliet paper all weekend. Ran into a few scary faces this weekend, so here they are:

Greg











Mark-







and the chili dog

The Maddest Dogs




We finally made it back for a ND game. Dirty Mark and I had taken a year off, except for Mark's return for the super bowl, we hadn't been back, even for Amo's graduation! So this really meant that it was important. The guest list was great, uncle Kelly shined and slept, KT Amato kept us all in her apt and only once yelled at uncle Kelly, BI man gave us the ride we need so badly (although he left us to take the South Shore after the game), Mr. Smeagol was up to his usual antics, Colon looked like hell (but he pulled it off well)!, PaJoe was shooting his magnum stare to all the girls at the bars, Tall Man was busy drying his pants after a nasty sharting accident!, DR found some bed space after a night of projectile booting and some late night grub, and Chingy Jingles and Danny Phantom , whom is known for getting mad after drinking mad dogs, were even found pulling togas off girls at a dorm party. All in all we made up for lost time. Here's look at Gemari who has grown three full sizes larger since john got him started on his papa john's diet!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

weekend with Fiume


Well our #1 girl just seemed to be passing by when Mara Mar and I were chasing each other down the street attempting to find a place that sold refreshing Natty Light. Well we found her, and prolly scurrred her shirtless, but by walk's end to the grocery store we were like three peas in a pod. That was just the beginning of the night though, it would get out of hand from there. Tron 3000 XLS had all his goons from Santa Barbara crash and Mox was just pimping strippers. It was truly a special night. We were even joined by Greg and his lady. Power grinding was a way of life and everyone getting lost after leaving the bar turned into a free for all. Needless to say, we all made it home safely and TRON 3000 made his inventory half wasted. We need more nights for the weekend, and I want pre-nup. That's all I can think of for now.

Friday, September 23, 2005

My Dingy Shorts




I had this actual gay triathlon that i told some people that I would run in. Well I was pretty worried that I was going to drown and occasionally while swimming I would see things in the water that no one would really want to see. Regardless, I finished the swim portion and stripped down into one of the finest uniforms you'll ever see me in! This is almost as bad as a singlet showing ur wholle g-unit to the world, but I kinda liked it.


So this started off the greatest week of my life to date....With ND winning at Michigan, a triathlon in the bag, Oasis concert to follow and a surprise visit to Notre Dame the week was like one that should never be allowed.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Chix dig tan lines and scars


Well, i figured I had enough scars, so it was finally time for a sweet ass tan line. Here I am after a day swimming in the ocean. i am an idiot and forgot to wear sunscreen, so going to work or anything else was brutal since the first thing they see is the ridiculous tan line on ur forehead. it is prolly the single worst tan line since Coach josh Bragg wore a hat backwards on our tennis trip. Braggs burned so bad he had a scab for his first week back from spring break.

Tron



Here is Tron, this kid was named in Vegas after David Chappelle's character. Mr. Smeagol (Cory Ryan, named him well. This is just a regular night for Tron. he ended up raging all night and when I walked out the back door of our apartment I saw him lying there on a few pillows from our couch! Luckily Darren Pelender was able to catch this in action, or not. Anyway, at least he kept his cool during the photo shoot.