Nate's Going Out Party

Well uncle Nate came in his finest attire. his Perrysburg pirate's jersey and suit coat. This was before the triple fisting of heavy bingers and to the delight of the crowd he binged until he no longer knew how to work the tap! Even Uncle Nate and Cousin Pat's breast and possibly only Gas Lite friend came out, with a vengeance I may add.

Luckily cherry baby came along for the ride and was also triple fisting, waters. if it weren't for her Nate could very well have had another skullet by morning, or been left in a grocery cart till the next morning's beautiful dawn!

Blackbeard even showed up with a sister. Blackbeard and her sister did not behave. They even called the cops on themselves! Chicks.

Either way it was another victory for mullets and visors the size of a XL pizza. With only one uncle in attendance, we were able to totally make our place look like Zahm room 356! Get ready for the July 4th Eating contest, it is about to be on like Whipplecheck. Defending Champion will be in attendance, at least in spirit if not person! To flipper soccer and the worst feeling in your stomach after eating contests! It's eating season!

Don't look directly into the eyes....