The Man of the Year

Have you seen this man? I doubt it. He lives in a world of numbers and calculators. He dwells in the places most men his age can only dream of, and his benchmark is remarkably the singer and songwriter Usher! No joke, this kid is straight from the halls of Loyola Maramount. his career as a distance runner was cut short when his 4 years of college were depleted, thus starting a new career. His new challenge is competitive eating and marketing his family and audit team famous BBQ sauce. Not only does the Whipplecheck not sleep, dude to his minimum 8 servings of coffee a day, he routinely reads the Wall Street Journal each AM at 5!

The kid is a marvel of nature and has beaten many a good man in an eating contest. namely Tron 8000 TSI. After 3 lbs of Pasttrami sandwhiches, Tron was barely able to keep his stomach from bursting, while Art thoughtfully showed Tron he is just a girly man and ate another sandwhich for good measure. To you Art Whipplecheck, we salute you. For the standard you represent and the women whom adore you, we are awarding you a case of Natural Ice. Now you just have to come pick it up!

We are currently searching for young men and women to take on this champion eater. Those who beat the champ in a competitive eating contest will be awarded with a supply of Burritos and tacos equal to their own weight. Get hungry!