Hey i know it has been while but to tell you the truth nothing has gone in my life since the lsat time we spoke. Well, Kobe did run away. My roommate is a meathead and he tried to save the poor guy with the broom as he scaled the 70 foot tree behind our apartment, but Kobe was about 5 times quicker than Tron.

It's that time again, we like to call it Easter. Notorious for the Kegs and Easter Eggs party, we will be celebrating the 5th annual. Tron will be in special shape!


This year promises to be special. After early evictions notices for trying to hit pregnant ladies with footballs, I think we just thought it was one of our fat friends, the party has been moved to mark's place. We have already moved a X-mas tree there this winter for one of the breast stache bashes ever, so now it si time to move our Cornhole boxes over there. Raffi will rebuild it if you come.

Spoon will be there again,with his blue juice. i think that was the downfall last year, had a little too much blue juice and things started spinning.



Anyway, bring your drinking mullet and your fair share of eggs and corn hash. You will be greated warmly by the man van and the hairy chested boy that use to drive it. We promise to give u more than u asked for and leave you with only the funnest bruises! Mara will allow you to try and steal his hair only one time.

Just watch out for the tight Euro jeans, bike mike's favorite, and mark when he is at the sink (peeing and what not)! No one has ever passed out at one of these. Don't be the first. Teapot, we will always remember when u went to mass, lived through Mark's incredible gas and had male genitals indelibly marked on your face. To you, we salute Natural Light Man!

John is mad at all of you!